Using all census date through 2000, the web site http://howmanyofme.com figures that in the United States there are:

7 people named Joe Blow
743 Ronald McDonald
221 John Doe but only 17 Jane Doe
48 Peter Piper
78 Betty Crocker
4 Karl Marx
1 Barack Obama

"1 or fewer" people named Rick Santorum
"1 or fewer" people named Mitt Romney

Do we get to choose? I'll take the "or fewer"

Nuf said